Monthly Archives: February 2011

Rude Koalas


I am a mellow person.  I enjoy herbal tea, marmalade and nice strolls along the Everglades. However, one thing that I don’t like at all is selfishness.  Allow me to specify.  If I were to offer you a refreshment, an … Continue reading

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Winter


If you haven’t met me in person, then you wouldn’t happen to know the most important aspect of who I am.  I have a six-pack.  (In his dreams.  Literally.  I’ve been in them. Don’t you think that that’s a bit … Continue reading

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Video Games


I live in New York City.  Having resided there since I was four, I don’t experience the same rush that someone visiting  for the first time might encounter.  Therefore, instead of exploring the greatest city in the world, (Suck it … Continue reading

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The Hipster


I have big dreams for myself when I grow up.  I want to become a newspaper deliverer, but I know that sometimes I’m a bit ambitious.  In fact, I wouldn’t mind just being homeless.  You know, connecting with the streets, … Continue reading

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Fantasy Baseball


If any of you have picked up the most recent copy of People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, you would see me right there on the cover.  No, not as the sexiest man, that would be Brad Pitt, but it’s very … Continue reading

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Bieber Fever


I would like to apologize to all of my readers for my recent absence of posts.  Unfortunately, I have been ill with a very deadly disease, “Bieber Fever.”  Yes, while I used to tell everyone that I hated Justin Bieber … Continue reading

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Television


Whenever I have been asked why I enjoy television, I have always responded with one consistent answer: “I like the faraway and magical worlds that it transports me to and while in those fantastical worlds, I can be anyone that … Continue reading

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