Charlie Sheen

Look creepier, Charlie Sheen. I dare you to try.

There are people in our world that I look up to.  They include: my father, Brad Pitt, Johnny Knoxville, and Julia Roberts.  (That’s a little weird.  Just a little. What?  You don’t look up to her too? No.)  However, the one person that I admire the most has got to be Charlie Sheen.  I mean, who else has the talent to lock a prostitute in a closet in the room adjacent to his daughters?  Who else has the coolness to have a home filled with a “porn family?”  I’m joking. (Really?  We had no idea.  You’re easier to read than a Dr. Seuss book. Hey.  Those books are challenging.  Right?)  Charlie Sheen is an embarrassment to the world and to our fair nation, America.  (Yay, rednecks!) Now, all of the other countries are like: ” Oh, look at America.  They make such great food, fantastic movies… wait-what is that thing?  Is it chain-smoking during its interviews?  Is it abusing women?  I changed my mind.  America sucks.”  Thanks Charlie Sheen.  I was really hoping to get on Uzbekistan’s good side.  You know how much it has to offer.  Whatever. The sad thing is, had Charlie Sheen contributed to society in any type of significant manner, perhaps we would be able to forgive him for his drug-fueled parties and humiliating interviews a little bit quicker.  No.  He’s in Two and a Half Men.  The worst show ever.  I have no remorse.  I suggest that we boycott Charlie Sheen. Ok.  We now have a good boycott list going.  Koalas and Charlie Sheen.  Solid.  Keep boycotting.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I want to finish Green Eggs and Ham before sunrise and I only have six hours. This might be tough.


About julian822

This blog is informal to say the least. It's almost like an online journal, filled with stories that I find funny, interesting things/links and anything else that comes to my mind. Enjoy.
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