Mammouth


There are cute things in the world and then there is my dog.  I don’t want to brag or anything but there is a holiday in honor of him.  It’s called Christmas.  People actually pay money to come and pet him because they want to absorb some of his swag.  Yes, you read that right.  He has the most swag out of any being in the world.  Even me.  His name is Mammouth which means mammoth in French, some crazy language that I happen to speak.  He’s a cocker spaniel and yes, he is African-American.  While that sometimes causes rifts in our household, we went to see a therapist and we’ve been doing pretty well recently. Unfortunately, he also happens to be the most adorable thing in the world.  I’m used to walking down the street and having all the women crowding around me, but when I bring Mammouth around, he gets all of the attention.  However, despite all of his shortcomings, I still love him.  Now if you’ll let me leave, I have to go yell at my dog for being cooler than me.  (You just got hacked.  -Mammouth.)

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About julian822

This blog is informal to say the least. It's almost like an online journal, filled with stories that I find funny, interesting things/links and anything else that comes to my mind. Enjoy.
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