Monthly Archives: May 2011

Finals


Oh, hey guys.  Sorry about the long absence, there’s a delay between heaven and earth. What’s that that I hear? You all didn’t know that I got raptured?  Yeah, its pretty chill up here.  We have karaoke, tap dancing lessons … Continue reading

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StumbleUpon


If any of you know me, you know how I love to explore the world and make adventurous new discoveries.  However, instead of putting myself in harm’s way by chasing elephants or something, I found a safer way to unearth … Continue reading

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Twitter


Hey man. What’s good? Did you hear the news? No. Surprise, surprise.  Looks like someone’s out of the loop.  If you ask me, that’s because Shut up and tell me what happened.  I don’t have time for your annoyingness.  I … Continue reading

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Opportunities


In life, one must seize great opportunities.  Whether it be a two-for-one sandwich deal at Subway or, as basically nothing can trump a two-for-one sandwich deal at Subway, the only other opportunity must be a two-for-one subway sandwich deal at … Continue reading

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Preppiness


Several years ago, I had a fantastic life.  All of my friends loved me, (So you think.) my family was caring, my dog often cuddled with me, (But only if I bribed him with treats. However, I got in trouble … Continue reading

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Word Associations


As some of you might have previously read in my post about distractions, cleverly titled Distractions, I get easily distracted.  (Someone call the Guinness Book of World Records, this guy just set the record for the most amount of times … Continue reading

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Food


I’d like to warn you all in advance that this post might be a bit disorganized.  I feel very strongly about something that us humans like to call food and it is quite difficult for me to control my actions … Continue reading

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