Twitter


Hey man.

What’s good?

Did you hear the news?

No.

Surprise, surprise.  Looks like someone’s out of the loop.  If you ask me, that’s because

Shut up and tell me what happened.  I don’t have time for your annoyingness.  I need to be writing an actual post.

Ok.  Attempted Humor is now on Twitter!

attemptedhumor

You realize that I made that Twitter.  Myself.  On this very computer.  With my two hands. And my nine fingers. (You mean ten.  Do I?  Yes, you do.)  With the Internet.  That my parents pay for.

Ok, I get it.

By the way… best marketing ever!  Cheers for cooperation! Yay!  (Notice how half of that was italics and half normal.  Really, Captain Obvious?)

Now go back to your hole.

Come on man.  I felt like we had bonded a little bit.

Now.

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About julian822

This blog is informal to say the least. It's almost like an online journal, filled with stories that I find funny, interesting things/links and anything else that comes to my mind. Enjoy.
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