Oh, hey guys.  Sorry about the long absence, there’s a delay between heaven and earth. What’s that that I hear? You all didn’t know that I got raptured?  Yeah, its pretty chill up here.  We have karaoke, tap dancing lessons and even a bible reading club!  God is pretty cool too.  We talk about stuff, like how Jesus got all pretentious after he died and how incredibly attractive Mary Magdalene is.  (Listen, I’m Jewish, so all of my information comes from the Da Vinci code.  I’m sure that if there were any lines to be crossed, I have already crossed them all.)  No, while God is a pretty chill dude, I can’t fully blame the absence of posts on his awesomeness.  The real reason is that some person, way back in history, probably consumed by despair and anguish, decided to create exams.  For those of you that live in third world countries or were not intelligent enough to have progressed past the fourth grade, (Represent) exams are a period of deep mourning accompanied by a few tests.  Exams occur twice a year, but for me, they happen every night in my nightmares.  I have to go over biology, spanish, and God forbid math comes up.  Therefore, I find it difficult to blog, in between hours of studying and hours of procrastination.  Please do not be disappointed in me.  I’m already suffering enough.  Oh, and God says hi and that my blog is the best thing that ever happened to the world and it should be worshipped.  No big deal.  It’s not like its God or something.


About julian822

This blog is informal to say the least. It's almost like an online journal, filled with stories that I find funny, interesting things/links and anything else that comes to my mind. Enjoy.
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