Monthly Archives: June 2011

The West Wing


I get addicted to things very easily, which is why I’d like to apologize if I’ve ever attacked you while you were in the midst of offering me a cigarette or a $10 Farmville gift card. You see, I’m one … Continue reading

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Working


I try my hardest to stay motivated in life, whether it be waking up before noon, repressing my alter ego, (That’s not tru-) or making myself blog for you guys.  The only exception to my fierce motivational drive is that … Continue reading

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Flying


I am not a baby person.  I simply do not find them adorable.  People always see a baby and say “Oh, isn’t he/she/heshe super cute!  I’d just love to squeeze its cheeks and do other vastly inappropriate things with this … Continue reading

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Summer


As I write this post to you all, I feel a sense of liberation, satisfaction and freedom. Does that have to do with the fact that I am writing this in only underwear? Perhaps, but that’s irrelevant (and disgusting). No, … Continue reading

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Roller Coasters


Hey guys.  I know that it’s been a while since my last post and maybe you’ve forgotten me, but my name is Julian and I used to be an integral part of your lives.  Sometimes, if you were sad, you … Continue reading

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