Monthly Archives: October 2011

The Gerson


Listen everybody.  I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink and I sure as hell don’t watch ABC’s critically acclaimed show, Grey’s Anatomy, in my free time just to see Patrick Dempsey take his shirt off.  Now, some people might say: … Continue reading

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Halloween


I love Halloween.  I mean, I really really really love Halloween.  You see, whenever I normally want to see girls wearing scanty amounts of clothing, I have to delete my Internet history afterwards.  However, on this joyous holiday, girls just … Continue reading

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McDonalds Monopoly


This weekend, I took a break from my extremely active social schedule and decided to do something to further my future.  No, I didn’t do my homework, read a book, or even discuss philosophical ideas.  No, those would only make … Continue reading

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“Husky”


Listen, I might be a bit strange, but when I go shopping for clothes, I like to be treated with respect and dignity, not rudeness.  For all of you, this sudden outburst of anger might seem to have come out … Continue reading

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Popularity


When I’m at awards shows and giving interviews about my blog, which Time Magazine says has touched more people than Pee Wee Herman, one of the most common questions that comes up is what inspires me and keeps me going. … Continue reading

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