Monthly Archives: May 2012

Nutella


Listen, I know it’s kind of cliché to like food.  I mean, everyone eats it so it isn’t like being a fan of food is super underground or hipster right now.  Let’s use bread as an example.  After all, bread … Continue reading

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Tennis


My last post was about the tennis team I played on at school.  It was an all right post, but nothing I’m ever going to put in a portfolio or feature in my acclaimed collection of short stories and humor … Continue reading

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The Tennis Team


I’m a big athlete.  I hold the New York state record for fastest marathon run backwards, (eighteen days- I somehow got lost in Delaware) farthest shot ever put (shot-put), and the most graceful triple axle reverse manatee upside down and … Continue reading

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